LinkedOut
MICHAEL D SUBRIZI
SECURITY CLEARANCE: LEVEL ALPHA
AGENT ID: ALPHA-117
DATE:
SUBJECT: Operation LinkedOut
MISSION: Intelligence gathering through digital surveillance and counter-intelligence operations.
STATUS: ACTIVE AND AVAILABLE FOR CONTRACTS
LAST KNOWN LOCATION: NYC COORDINATES
HANDLER:
AUTHORIZATION LEVEL: -CLASS
> ANALYZING CAPABILITIES...
> RED TEAM EXPERTISE: HIGH
> BLUE TEAM EXPERTISE: HIGH
> WRITING CAPABILITY: EXCEPTIONAL
> AVAILABLE FOR HIRE: TRUE
PERSONNEL RECORD: MICHAEL D SUBRIZI
IDENTIFIED CAPABILITIES
OPERATIONAL HISTORY
Founded digital bookstore in homage to St. Marks Books, City Lights, and Feltrinelli.
Provides guidance to creatives and entrepreneurs on implementing AI workflows for professional results.
Website: moderndimenovel.com
Started on C64 and continues operations to present day. Original pirate (Sid Meier's, that is...).
Current status: ACTIVE
AVAILABLE FOR RED TEAM AND BLUE TEAM OPERATIONS
I've spent 25+ years telling stories professionally – from the lofts and after hours of NYC's underground scene (CBGBS/Comedy Cellar/Duane Park), onto Wall Street, and later the lights of Paris Fashion Week.
The fashion world knows me through my work with Vogue Runway, Clinique, Lazaro, and Naeem Khan. Hollywood types passed my screenplays around offices at Universal, De Laurentiis, and Hallmark before Wendy Finerman (the Forrest Gump producer), Bill Murray, Monsterpants, and Forrest Whitaker tore into them. My camera work ended up in Rizzoli Books, Harpers UK, Vogue Italia, Elle Australia, V, W and Le Figaro when I wasn't looking. But that's all just notches on the bedpost.
I build aggressive workflows inspired by high-stakes sales/options trading (from my Arjent days), game/app dev (storywriter @ Pocket Gems), and the obsessive detail work I learned shooting Stella McCartney, Thom Browne, Moschino, Phillip Pleinn, and Tory Burch.
My attack is a battle-tested methodology of someone who's crawled through enough creative hellscapes to know which stories smack faces. Which mentors and friends to light incense and chant with. When to go all in and bet the farm.
Whether I'm designing shocking narrative workflows, training erotic romance fiction ai's or shooting Bella Hadid, I'm not interested in replacing the human magic – I'm amplifying it.
Storyteller and hacker first, practical coder second - I build solutions to problems I encounter in my own workflow.
Security & Offensive Tools:
• Hidden Bastard: System tool that exposes and eliminates the files Apple deliberately conceals from users (Swift, macOS)
• WASP: Wireless adapter security framework for detecting compromised hardware before deployment in high-security environments (Python, NetworkSec)
• Fare la Pecorina: Chrome extension demonstrating how "innocent" browser add-ons can monitor content, hook into Web3 providers, and track crypto transactions (JavaScript, Web3)
• ImagePayloadInjection: Security research tool exposing how malicious code can be hidden in fashion photography deliverables (Python, Steganography)
Gaming & Creative Applications:
• Pizza Connection: Retro-style strategy sim balancing pizzeria management with organized crime narratives - a tribute to the 90s classic (Unity, C#)
• Hack, Love, Betray: Social engineering simulator disguised as a dating sim - teaching security awareness through narrative engagement (Ren'Py, Python)
• CloudBreak: Meditation app featuring scientifically-validated breathing techniques with custom visualizations and ambient soundscapes (Flutter, Dart)
I leverage AI pair programming while maintaining absolute control over architecture and security considerations. My code reflects my hacker ethos: elegant solutions with just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
GitHub: github.com/MdrnDme
Status: WARNING: CLASSIFIED
Operation intended to replace compromised LinkedIn platform.
YouTube: @GhostinthePrompt
Cultivates and preserves numerous classified botanical specimens:
- Dread Bronson Haze (AH11 Bronson Cut x Dread Bread)
- Crippie (Miami Dankmaster), Banana OG (ORgnKid), Mango AJ Sour D (Original Brooklyn Crew)
- Affie (Afghan Landrace indica cultivated for 5 generations)
- Multiple other classified botanical specimens with specialized properties
Website: Meteor Clone Farm
TRAINING HISTORY
International Work Study Program
Activities and societies: Worked at LFC London First Center Investment Firm
Studied International Business and Film
Bachelor of Business Administration - BBA
Focus areas: Finance, Marketing, International Business, Economics
Activities and societies:
- Orientation Scholarship
- Literary Magazine Treasurer and Featured Writer/Spoken Word Artist
- Fitness Center Manager
- Griffin Honors Fellow
- Bartender - Bay Tower Room, Salty Dog, Club Envy, Museum of Fine Arts, etc
PROJECTS & CODE REPOSITORIES
SECURE COMMUNICATION PROTOCOLS
For high-value contracts and classified operations:
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CONTACT CHANNELS CLASSIFIED - AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED
WARNING: This agent operates independently. Any attempts to compromise this system or interfere with operations will result in immediate and proportional cyber retaliation.
I'll hack into your new fancy containers and break them if I want - at top price. Your move.
CLASSIFICATION LEVEL: EYES ONLY
DISTRIBUTION: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY